Michael Goodman

"If you plan on using Ralph's Rewards, you get capped at $50."

"For a wilder experience, ask the cast member at the station to initiate jackrabbit speed. Yee-haw!"

"Their pasta sauce is just red water."

"Having a full Starbucks in the lobby is nice, but there's no wi-fi in the rooms and the bath towels are like sandpaper."

"Try the Meatball Bar. It's a great, cheap snack!"