Scotty 2hotty

"Annoyingly, no 'food & drinks' line. = don't buy tickets early; U then have SLOW queue to join again later :-( #fail"

"Noah: The WORST movie I've seen in years. Boring x 10000. Even if it's your dying grandmother's last wish: DO NOT see this movie!"

"Nasi goreng is perfect. Buy it"

"Expensive, but better than 3hour traffic jams! Itu mahal, tapi lebih baik dari pada macet."

"Going to Paris? You're at the wrong station. The French just couldn't handle getting off at Waterloo! LOL"

"Always buy 'take away'. Don't get ripped off in extra tax."