Paul Nichols

"This is the worst NYSC in the city. Locker room is filthy, equipment is broken or missing, and gym is full of the most obnoxious people in NY."

"Friday night boxing with Morgan. Awesome workout packed to the gills with hot boys! (And girls, if you're into that sort of thing. Freak.)"

"The food was mediocre and the service was awful. The fact that it was empty when every other restaurant on the street was packed should have given us a clue. Avoid!"

"This place smells funny. Probably because the residents never bathe."

"Make Bobby bake cookies."

"Women need to pee faster. This bathroom line is long and I need to piddle!"