Jordan Snavely-Pavlock

"Park right up front and don't leave anything of value in your car. Thieves target this parking lot on a weekly basis."

"Not that slow. I don't know why people are bitchin. Show me a fast post office anywhere and ill retract my statement."

"run, don't walk."

"leave a tip (get it?)"

"keep an eye out for a little white cat that likes to lurk around after dark."

"Drive through the parking lot carefully. Some people like to go 50 mph and forget to yield."