Courtney Elizabeth

"If you want a salad, ask Shirley to make it for you, cause she makes the best damn one I've ever ordered at a subway."

"Just got some breakfast and a coffee, and a girl named Jessica waited on me. I just wanted to take a minute to say, that was probably the most polite service I've ever received at McDonald's! Thanks!"

"The ten second rule does not apply at mulligans."

"The vanilla coffee is my fav [:"

"Theeee worst"