Ryan Van Wetering

"If you need to take a drug test for work, apparently you have to fill out 2 dozen forms later deemed unnecessary then wait an hour. All for some pee and a cup. Ridiculous"

"Lady bartender must moonlight as a clown, judging by the amount of makeup applied. Good bread, nonetheless."

"Shaking the baby could also make a baby go blind."

"If you are an adult going to see a Disney movie in 3D, they never even suspect you bringing in outside food and beverages. Jokes on them."

"Baby wants Candy musical I liked. Lure baby into van with candy I REALLY liked."

"Careful where you park, they towed my IROC-Z from right outside while I was getting cannolis for Vinny. Oh!!!"