justin meyer

"My balls are pretty sweaty and tired, but hey I'm gonna look like david hasslehoff in 90 days so SHUT IT"

"Curt bought me a beer... He's gotta be the most generous bar owner in the world, god I wish he was my boyfriend..."

"Mikan just came onto me, I need a shot of rumpies, and kurt grabbed my ass. I feel so violated and lost"