Brandon Kraus

"Yes, the beer is fantastic. But also, they put little pieces of green onions in their ranch!!! So good..."

"Quick, efficient service. If you are hungry and in a hurry, this is the place to go!"

"Lone Mountain is neither lone nor a mountain. If anything, it's just a big fat slice of sanro."

"Try the Tapatio!"

"Man oh man oh man! THIS right here is what I call a grocery store! When it comes to being a building in which groceries are sold to consumers, this place sure as shit qualifies as doing just that!!!"

"Check out the ass-backwards room numbering system!"