Lucy Goldstein

"Quick, tasty, decently-priced curries. I love the decor too."

"Don't eat the chia pudding, it's over sugared and gross."

"We had a waitress so dumb it was not to be believed. Told me there wasn't any of what I wanted but didn't give me a new menu, and then took my plate while I was actively still eating. Short brunette."

"Careful careful careful- the conch is one of the spiciest things I've ever eaten."

"Scallion bacon cream cheese with tomato on an everything bagel. Sometimes on Saturday mornings I say those words to myself so I'll actually get out of bed and go buy toilet paper."

"The bowls of salad are HUGE. I don't think most people eat this much salad in their entire LIVES."