Andrew Dickson

"Take a dump in Alec's bathroom. Its perfect"

"The mayor jenny is super cool"

"Great event on fridays to bridge the gap between beat the clock and ugly hour"

"Try not to throw beers at cops. They don't like that apparently. Also, watch out for Woodfest '12"

"Avoid the cat that resides on the top of tony patti's head. It has very sharp nails"