Alan

"Andrew the bartender is awesome! Here's a picture of him saving a seagul!"

"I never eat here I just stop in to make holiday reservations."

"Just um pretty much one of the best foodie options on the West Coast"

"I just checked in so I could congratulate Michael's on the worse Foursquare special of all time! Wow I can make a reservation! What a great special! Hat's off to the marketing genius who created that!"

"Mayor gets a free call back with every casting!"