czeslaw sender

"obsluga jak zwykle slaba. zarcie w tym roku dla odmiany gorsze niz rok temu."

"a classic "polish pizza" place. you will get a full 1980 experience: food is barely edible, waiting time is 1hr even when the place is empty, and you are 100% guaranteed to get that "fuck you" service"

"unikajcie baru w marinie. ale gdybyscie mieli chec na chwile rozrywki, to poproscie o paragon fiskalny i nagrywajcie reakcje wlasiciela. a potem idzcie na jedzenie do knajp przy plazy."

"must see. do not miss 12:00 lava show!"

"you cannot possibly imagine a worse attraction than this one on the whole island. stay away."

"fish tacos was very good, but coconut shrimp with spicy plum dip was delicious!"