Ryan Frizzell

"CrAckheads everywhere!"

"They have strawberry mini moon pies 6 for a dolla... Makes this fool holla!"

"I wired this place! Shave next door too. Tell Karen I said howdy!"

"Pradeep the owner... Looks like Mario. Yes ma'dam, yes sir."

"Art is always wonderful here. The gift shop prices are always too high here, and the old man that walks around making sure nothing is harmed...is a dick!"

"Down Home Girl Radio show is the bomb diggity MOn. 12p-2p Bam! also checkout Ryan Frizzell & the Buddy System for the best noise in the boro!!! If you like to brush your teeth..."