Emily Stahrrtrail

"Hwoarrmahgoddbro awesome awesome gnocchi! Gorgeous interior, lovely staff, def b back "

"Try the four leaf clovers from the cubbyhouse ladder steps! Make a wish n it might come true"

"Watch out for the feral blonde here - her ego slaps u 10 times before u hit the ground"

"Don't wake up the ferals- they chase you with a hatchet and fork!"

"Half my wage and half my life away I get my $5.50 soy cap on pub holiday.. I'll stick with my short black cafe fo sho"

"Great host, very welcoming - will def be back!"