Justin Krayenhagen

"Feel free to catch lung cancer or at least a contact high."

"Seriously amazing staff and clientele. I had an amazing time working with you all."

"Look out for crazy German shepherds."

"Bank of America now charges for human interaction. My switch was long overdue."

"How can you be a mayor of something not built?"

"You don't need people of Walmart. Just hang out a while here."