Henry Clark

"What if God was one of us? Just another stranger, forlorned on this bus? I'd convert to atheism pronto."

"The mood on the FFC425 is like that on a high school football team's bus on the way to the state title. Except, leading up to the big game, every player on the team just found out their dog died."

"Strap your mountain bike to the FFC425's front rack to save money on your commute and build street cred amongst your WMATA peer group."

"Bring a tin, it's gonna be a while."

"The Connector Store has maps and a few vending machines, but leaves much to be desired. Also the 427 is late."

"Woe unto the bus driver who waits two minutes extra to let more Johnny-come-latelys into the FFC425. Some of us have a schedule to keep, hello!"