Jess Lambelet

"Bitches need to get their act together."

"Mike and Mark are lousy drinking partners"

"Amazing crabs! The waitress' helper dropped soup in my boyfriends lap, but the manager and waitress went above and beyond to make up for it and we left there very happy! We will sure be going back! :)"

"Lots of hot dick in the vicinity"

"Don't try to pants boys outside or climbs poles. You will get kicked our"