Jason Wakefield

"The best pastries."

"Don't go on this ride until the put it back to normal. It's terrible backwards."

"Try the breakfast sandwich. It's got guacamole and a siracha aioli. It's great."

"If a cute girl with a sign is there, don't buy her a burrito. You'll end up having to buy her friend a burger and then hear stories that you didn't want to hear."

"Stay away from the corned beef hash. It's not good."

"A great way to drink cheap is to grab the pingers. It saves you money and is an adventure."