Charlotte Sallis

"Boats are great but they charge by the person- outrageous daylight robbery!!!"

"The worst cocktails I have ever ever had, ever. And I'm not being a snob. I tried three and they all tasted like vomit, especially the monkey one. Foul."

"I meant reeces."

"Reeves milkshake! That's it."

"Good deep fried shit. Try the deep fried feta with cranberry sauce."

"Serves one of the best roasts in London. Try the pork belly!"