Lydia

"Best tamales in LA. Be prepared for lines around the holidays."

"Ask Anthony to make you a drink with magicianship and glitter."

"Watch out for the asshole parents and strollers."

"Watch out for Angelyne! The "model/actress" is totally haggard in person and liable to blind you with her horrible fluorescent pink accessories, fur, and makeup. My eyes regret seeing her again."