Michael Seitz

"This place is reasonably priced, but make sure you wipe down your machine before using it (I've seen 4 people now that never wipe down a machine they use!!!! GROSSSSSSS!!!)"

"Check out the hideous fountain in the middle of the mall. Looks like a shower door. #wasteofmoney"

"This fashion show is completely aggravating. No one cares about your b list fashion ladies."

"Beat the grove"

"AppleCare One To One and MobileMe are worth every cent make sure you buy it!!!"