Bobby McHaffie

"Def recommend the hawaii five-o. Delicious."

"Beware of Dana."

"What out, its a deep dark unexplored cavern!"

"Worst walmart in the city... take the time and drive out to the others near by, central, oregon, and springfield"

"The pita pit is the best in all the land. Worth stopping for"

"Not big enough for pickup trucks"