Spencer Kimball

"Fries are not good. Everything else decent food-wise, but service was glacial / unfriendly."

"These amatuers have no idea what they're doing with their bamboo."

"If you become mayor, you will no longer be invited back."

"Grapefruit hookah. Get stoned before too. Trust me."

"Try the pogue, master's select if you like Bourbon."