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"If you can get past the horrid Jesus sculpture in the lobby, there are some sexy paintings of Jesus throughout the halls."

"I'm enjoying some hot lavender tea (which is misspelled on their menu as 'lavendar')."

"Best Circus in town if you're looking for clowns, acrobats, sword-swallowers, animal acts, sideshow freaks & other misfits."

"Watch your step! There is a large population of waterfowl. Lots of poop on sidewalk."

"Best Starbucks around! (i should know)"

"Don't be stupid, people."