Juan

"No reservations allowed which is how it should be. Everyone is on an even playing field for seating, no exceptions"

"It ain't easy being green"

"Make sure you pay your respects to Tesla if you want to make good with the owner"

"Great storage and no need to rent a U-haul. They offer a free one with a hydraulic lifter if you're renting a storage unit. Just need to reserve it ahead of time since they book up fast!"

"Get yo moneh"