Kate McCarty

"Hotel bars are generally pretty fucking weird and this is no exception. But if you're in the mood to sip a $15 cocktail and listen to Motown covers by white people, this is a great spot."

"When the hostess asks "can I help you?" it's best to reply "can I help YOU? You work in a phone booth." in any case, if your vagina is hankering for a Danish past the breakfast rush this is the place"

"Don't trip on the dort wrappers."

"Pros: Lotsa tims fo' tha touchin'. The vestibule is a real hot bed of romantic activity. Cons: real drafty by the door."