Jaakko Anttonen

"Meh. Filled the gut and was cheap."

"Not too bad."

"Good pizza and old school service quality."

"Yummy! Yummy!"

"Like having your own limousine and driver. Monthly cost about the same."

"Pass the time avoiding pools of teenagers' spit and perusing the surroundings through holes burned with lighters. Enjoy the chitter of drunk teens. Fun and happening local nightlife spot."