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"Incredibly rude wait staff. One was screaming at another. Nobody wanted to get me a table or bring me a menu."

"You don't want to miss this! You get to taste ask the options before you order. All local product, all delicious"

"Bland food, average wines. Don't bother with this one. Not Michelin star worthy."

"Hopeless. Ordered a lasagna and a pizza. Lasagna arrived quickly, but we kept reminding them of the pizza but gave up after 1.5 hours"

"Service was good by Spanish standards, but the food was unimpressive. There are better options"

"Average. You'd be better off picking up something at the supermarket"