William Johnson

"Use our Quick Print Station near the Circulation Desk, that way you won't be a bother to the people who NEED to use the computer."

"Be sure not to get raped. Beware walking in araes with alot of cars at night."

"If you have the courage, you can easily get on top of the roof. Just don't fall!"

"Don't listen to Tanner; best fricken pizza in Middle Tennessee."

"Also, get here at least 10 minutes before the top and bottom of the hour; you have to work on their timeframe, not yours."

"once you go in, you'll live in Mufreesboro forever. this is the centre of the universe."