Andy Mcmahon

"Remember to replace the soil after you've finished"

"Had great food and served by a very friendly waitress although all the staff were and reasonably priced."

"Great bacon sandwich. Pity the eggs were fertilised"

"The first beach ( mainly straight but still nude). Serves cheaper alcohol"

"Bring a spare razor with you. The women are quite hairy, facially"

"Stay on your train and put the shot tip from out of your mind. It's better that way"