Alan d'Escragnolle

"You have to have the bruschetta. Seriously the best I've ever had!"

"While they only open at 7 and 8 respectively on weekends, the larger club in terminal A opens at 5:30am."

"Crystal is awesome! Make sure she serves you if it's your first time!"

"don't do cartwheels"

"Mask and Wig now accepts credit cards on Locust!"

"Free wifi would be amazing if it wasn't so slow!"