Larry Ransom

"The soda here tastes like piss."

"You must get the new Buffalo Wings. The best!"

"Best sandwiches of all time. Dint forget to try the new hot & spicy cherry pepper relish."

"Vegetarians beware... If you order a veggie burger here the staff will make fun of you in Spanish behind your back."

"Do yourself a favor and try the new cookies for desert."

"The "you pick two" is the way to go."