Nick Kaiser

"The tacos are in fact not the tits. Chipotle was owned by McDonalds (the #1 buyer of factory farm beef in America) for the last decade and that shit is nasty. Don't do it"

"It's Lupe Tortilla. No "s""

"Make sure to park in visitor spots ONLY or your shit WILL get towed"

"Blows.. Goin to Bayou A Drink"

"House keys under the frog.. Stop in late at night. She doesn't overcharge"