Josh Weir

"What happens on the boat STAYS ON THE BOAT...."

"Water here is tinted blue, don't let your white dogs swim in it..."

"The elevator doors are hungry... Don't dawdle..."

"Never use the Drive Thru at this In N Out. U won't get your food for 30 minutes..."

"If you try to feed on bird, a swarm of them will fly down from the light posts in a Hitchcock kind of way..."

"If you're a mailman; apologies in advance!"