Dan Pardock

"Watch out for the new guy - if he gets your order wrong, he'll walk away from you to get some nicotine gum "'cause I just can't handle this!""

"Where's the thermostat?!? It's -7 outside but -10 in here!!"

"Bottle and can redemption area is a mess!"

"I don't think my crazy bread was cooked quite enough."

"Might be hot when I get it, but it's sure not ready. Boo."

"See if you can find all the grammatical errors on the skywalk signs!"