Jorge de Leon

"Add spinach, if you don't, you're cheating yourself. And the sausage. The homemade is the size of a sirloin steak."

"Backwoods bastard ftw!"

"Come see Mr Mike Edgerly. Tell him Jorge sent you and get that celebrity treatment! Thank me later!!"

"Leave a tip."

"They serve founders and vivant here! Pizza and sandwiches too! Oh yeah, they sell bread too."

"Don't get the biscuits and gravy. Not enough gravy. What's one supposed to do with half of a dry biscuit? Not eat it with gravy, that's what."