Chris P

"Order the teriyaki rice bowl, but ask for the rice to be replaced with quinoa!"

"Be perceived as filthy rich. When checking in, ask why the helipad is no longer available. Pretend that you traveled by helicopter last time you visited."

"Give Wayne and Dennis manly hugs"

"Watch a baseball game at Nat Bailey Stadium (Scotia Field) while sitting on a blanket on the hill of Queen Elizabeth Park"

"Feel like a VIP eating in the James Dean booth."

"Tourists beware! When they ask if you want water, they bring out a large bottle and charge 4 Euros. Also they bring out bread (stale) without you asking and charge 3 Euros for it. Also slow service!"