Thor Kristufek

"Where are the Hot Roller Girls to take my order & bring me Portillo's? I vote they should also have a big movie screen playin movies like Airplane, Snakes on a Plane & all movies about plane crashes!"

"This is one of the best reads I've seen in "tips". Needless to say, shut off your lights! And if you have daytime running lights. Park way down the lot. Get out of my eyes!"

"If you have time to kill, and/or need to charge something. Go to the charge station "Recharge Zone" but don't sit down yet. Walk behind the station and sit/lay on the floor!"

"This place is going out of business. Food sucks. Service is worse. Prices are awful! Small portions. Best thing they have is the red velvet waffle and it came out cold after waiting a long ass time!"

"Ask for Jenna or Kamila... They get down..."