Chris Williams

"Meh. Large portions of bland food."

"Arrive when you aren't hungry. By the time you get your food you will have waited so long you will be famished!"

"You cannot buy beer from Migration and sit at Blue Agave's black tables -- Migration will take your beer away from you!"

"Grab a sandwich from the East Side Deli next door and bring it in here to enjoy with a beverage."

"This place has excellent bass, I gotta say."

"The Bleu Pig is my favorite sandwich in Portland, I drive across town for this delight!"