Johnny Cage

"What a burger has chicken without hate!"

"If Jessica is your server, run! Got the express lunch... gave me the wrong dressing... then when she asked if I wanted another round, I said yes on both. I only got the soup. Terrible."

"Yeah... gotta say this is the filthiest chili's I've ever been to. I'm from Houston, and even at a major rush, the floors are clean. It's 2:19pm."

"These people are wonderful and very kind. Please come here."

"2 for 1 carpet cleaning special most week nights. Inquire inside."

"Where's the lake?"