Steve

"Place is a dump, people are assholes, and the food is mad shady."

"Don't wear gym shorts."

"Bring your shank, just in case."

"It's 95 degrees. Wear some dang deoderant."

"Let people get off the dang train before you try to squeeze you're stupid ass on. The train ain't gonna leave you behind."

"Roses pizza is nasty. Got food poisoning. Beer place on west end is cheaper than east end."