Jim Allen

"My apologies, that was girlfriend's daughter. Big HP fan. I'll try to keep her from seeing your slam. She's just a kid."

""I'd like the dry cold burger with a side of the oldest fries you've got. Thanks". Friendly, quick waitress. Got my above order perfect."

"ac/heat is old. 3 hrs to go from 72 to 69. Dust everywhere! Bedside phone crusted w greasy crud. TP residue under vanity. $300/day asked for Int on 2 day event. $15 to bring up box of papers. Pass!!!"