Brandon O'Rourke

"Use your own watch if you want to know the time around the world. I think these clocks might not be correct. Maybe."

"Half dollar chair is maybe the best seating apparatus of all time."

"Why does everyone feel compelled to be in the first car? Always plenty of room in the middle (or are you too extraordinary for that?)"

"Don't eat here with Caitlin"

"Look for the femur (that's a leg bone, right?) in the trail."

"Mini is enough blizzard"