Paul Johnson

"This Supercenter is super! Just kidding. It's OK."

"Oh, hell yeah. Lockwood, Missouri. Original home of Greg Hall, the xenophobic, misogynistic photographer/videographer."

"The Fourth of July is the only day I'll ever come here. Nice and empty."

"Service here is always terrible. It takes far too long to order and longer still to get food."

"Worst-smelling men's restroom in the Four States."

"Try to avoid the burly guy with the bad attitude. What a jerk."