Kevin Murphy

"When Amy Murphy says she'll be "five minutes", that means she'll be ready to go in 45."

"Tell 'em Brent King sent you."

"It only hurts a little... try to beat my single-pint donation time of six minutes!"

"Garrett King never washes his hands. Ever."

"Hibachis are hit-or-miss. The sushi's always good."

"Is the Journey on the jukebox awesome, ironic, ironically awesome or awesomely ironic?"