Dave McGrath

"Order the Tuborg Mang! That there drink is good ol fashioned Virginia style brew. 3 and 50 euro bucks each."

"I totally got stabbed here - with Sunshine! This rest stop is a delight in the day time (though apparently a bed of murder after hours)"

"This gas station has surprisingly few technological advancements for an (Assumedly) South Korean owned business."

"Had a great time until the manager rudely told us we had to leave while playing Marvel vs Street Fighter. We asked if we could finish. He stared at us with hate, visually undressing us (probably)."

"I-Hop on over for custom omelette's and all-you-can-drink agua."

"Fish and Chips?...uh, Yes PLEASE!"