Jason Hartman

"That's a few house down from my parents house. They're the house with the pool on the eight hole."

"Talk to Jennifer and Jason about insurance"

"Forget this place go to Tailgators!"

"Do not go to this gas station! The clerks are very rude, horribly slow service. I live 500 yards from this dump, but I'd rather drive three miles into the falls to get gas."

""I've come for your daughter Chuck!""

"Make sure to pet Lola"