Isaiah Smith

"BE careful, yard sales induce horrible driving habits and worse parking. park in the grass!"

"You should park in the parking lot, which is empty, instead of in front of my house."

"Bring me bacon and you shall be rewarded."

"Safari cheeseburger and fries with a 32oz drink for $5.28!"

"The egg drop soup doesn't make me want to punch drunk circus clowns, so that's a good thing."