Trent Byers

"It is VERY hot in here and the manager didn't seem to care. I will not be back."

"Recently, there have been several Opossum sightings near the facility. Please be aware of your surroundings at all times. Mama O has already been bitten twice."

"Praise the Lort."

"Be sure to ask about the in-house entertainment while you're here. We feature a nightly routine featuring comedy acts and music numbers with a bagel theme."

"Nancy has nothing on Amira's bagels"