Steven

"They charge extra for sauce if you take it to go, but not if you eat in. Go to Oriental House; their food is better anyway."

"Get the hot dogs when they have their yard sale."

"Enjoy some of the best damn onion rings on earth."

"Flash back to the 1950's by downing an RC Cola and a Moonpie."

"Get a Lemon-Berry Slushy!"

"Put an extra dollar in the tip jar."